Maybe Swearing Will Help Pen

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✨ THE VIBE
Bright, bold, and just the right amount of unfiltered. This pen brings a hit of honest humour to your desk—because sometimes the only thing standing between you and a good day is a well-timed swear.

💖 WHY WE LOVE IT
The blue-and-green colour combo is fresh and punchy, and the slogan is chef’s kiss for anyone who copes with chaos through colourful language. It writes beautifully—smooth, steady, and comfy—and feels like the stationery equivalent of your funniest friend.

🌈 FEEL-GOOD FACTOR
A tiny dose of catharsis every time you click it open. Perfect for work days, home days, and “I need a minute” moments. It also makes an iconic gift for colleagues who appreciate a relatable laugh.

📦 PRODUCT DETAILS

  • Blue & green twist-open ballpoint pen

  • Black ink

  • Wavy slogan: “Maybe swearing will help”

  • Smooth, comfortable writing

  • Refillable with standard twist-open pen refills

  • Length: 13.9cm (including ballpoint)

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