You Cannot Imagine the Immensity of the Fuck I Do Not Give Pen

✨ THE VIBE
Unbothered. Unflustered. Unapologetically done. This pen is a whole mood for the days when your patience is at 0% and your boundaries are at 100%. Bright colours, blunt energy—chef’s kiss.

💖 WHY WE LOVE IT
The blue-and-green combo feels fresh and punchy, while the slogan is iconic levels of “I simply cannot.” It writes beautifully—smooth, comfy, and reliable—so even when you’re out of cares to give, your pen game is still on point.

🌈 FEEL-GOOD FACTOR
A tiny daily permission slip to protect your peace. Ideal for colleagues who thrive on humour, friends who speak fluent sarcasm, or your own desk as a reminder that not everything deserves your energy.

📦 PRODUCT DETAILS

• Blue & green twist-open ballpoint pen

• Black ink

• Wavy slogan: “You cannot imagine the immensity of the fuck I do not give”

• Smooth, comfortable writing

• Refillable with standard twist-open pen refills

• Length: 13.9cm (including ballpoint)